This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult.


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I was in law school for two months.

I've withdrawn from my law school after being a student there for two months.
To put things in perspective, here's a list of things I did longer than two months.

Thought it was cool to shave my stomach/chest.
Considered "Last Resort" by Papa Roach to be the pinnacle of musical achievement.
Ate a Philly Cheese Steak every night at my dining hall.
Enjoyed the comedy of Wayne Brady.
Was convinced "naive" was pronounced the same as "knave."
Dated a girl with the same first name as my sister.
Was angry they killed Liam Neeson in the first Star Wars prequel.
Used "I'm in law school!" as a pickup line.
Had a red beard.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Coming soon...

The return of Bad Adult...