This blog explores the breadth and depth of just how truly horrible I am at being an adult.


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I was in law school for two months.

I've withdrawn from my law school after being a student there for two months.
To put things in perspective, here's a list of things I did longer than two months.

Thought it was cool to shave my stomach/chest.
Considered "Last Resort" by Papa Roach to be the pinnacle of musical achievement.
Ate a Philly Cheese Steak every night at my dining hall.
Enjoyed the comedy of Wayne Brady.
Was convinced "naive" was pronounced the same as "knave."
Dated a girl with the same first name as my sister.
Was angry they killed Liam Neeson in the first Star Wars prequel.
Used "I'm in law school!" as a pickup line.
Had a red beard.


  1. I remember those cheese-steaks, but they made us (actually, now that I think about it, maybe it was just me) smell like grilled onion on a semi-permanent basis. They tasted amazing, though, including the one that gave me food poisoning.

  2. And by the way, I'll be expecting to see new Bad Adult posts on a more regular basis now that you're no longer a law student.

  3. you can add "had a crush on the lead singer of spitshine syndicate"