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Sunday, August 23, 2009

I should apply to be a Taco Bell manager.

I should apply to be a Taco Bell manager. This is how I imagine the interview going.

"Tony, over the ten days you and your friend Jeff drove cross country, how many days did you eat Taco Bell?"

"Eight."

"You've got the job.

2 comments:

  1. synergizing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1dY5Y7tbrA

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  2. Well if SOMEONE wasn't a vegetarian, we would have had more options like burgers or burgers or... pizza with meat on it (which is every pizza, even the ones that look like they just have cheese).

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